"Please get your fingers out of your sister's nose."
"If either one of you says the word 'penis' one more time, I am seriously going to scream."
"No, only one of you can go poop at a time."
"Which one of you is responsible for this mess?"
"Forks are not for dueling with, forks are for eating with."
"Just because she spit out her food, doesn't mean you can do it too."
(watching them attempting to pick up the 12-pound cat) "Watch out for the hind end, it kicks. And the front end bites. Do you still want to pick him up?"
"All the yellow blocks are the same. You don't both have to have that specific block."
"You can't both jump on the bed at the same time, you're going to knock your heads together."
"I gave you each exactly three rice cakes. Now stop whining at me."
"I said hug her, not strangle her!"
"What's going on up there? I hear laughing, and it is bedtime!"
Do you have any to add?
"If either one of you says the word 'penis' one more time, I am seriously going to scream."
"No, only one of you can go poop at a time."
"Which one of you is responsible for this mess?"
"Forks are not for dueling with, forks are for eating with."
"Just because she spit out her food, doesn't mean you can do it too."
(watching them attempting to pick up the 12-pound cat) "Watch out for the hind end, it kicks. And the front end bites. Do you still want to pick him up?"
"All the yellow blocks are the same. You don't both have to have that specific block."
"You can't both jump on the bed at the same time, you're going to knock your heads together."
"I gave you each exactly three rice cakes. Now stop whining at me."
"I said hug her, not strangle her!"
"What's going on up there? I hear laughing, and it is bedtime!"
Do you have any to add?
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"No, sweetie, we don't eat the dogs toys". "No, sweetie, we don't eat shoes".
Those are really the biggies so far. I'm sure that there will be many more as Meghan gets older!
I can't wait until I have two so I can add, but I have said to Landon: "Don't put syrup in your hair please"...many a time.
There is the now infamous "Dogs are not for peeing on!"
"Do not EVER put another crayon into the dog's butt again!...you won't get it back!"
That last comment was a hoot!
Ha ha, these are great!
I feel like I'm always saying, "Everyone sit down on your pockets."
Put your sister DOWN
No, you can't play video games, it's time for Sesame Street
Stop hitting your brother
And my famous one that I use with ALL kids, even ones that don't belong to me - USE YOUR WORDS!
"Don't lick your brohter. You don't know where he's been."
Do NOT pull your brothers ears!
Who painted the window with peanut butter?
You don't have wings, you can not fly!
"Honey, smell his pants. I think he pooped"
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