Saturday, November 10, 2007

Conspiracy

Johnny: Psst! Maureen! Are you awake?

Maureen: Yeah, I'm awake.

Johnny: Wanna have some fun?

Maureen: Sure! What did you have in mind?

Johnny: I was thinking it would be super fun for Mom and Dad to not get any sleep tonight.

Maureen: Ooooooohhhh! Tell me more, I'm intrigued!

Johnny: How about we take turns being awake and/or crying, but space it so they have just enough time to get back in bed and get warm before they have to get up again.

Maureen: Hee, hee, hee! What a devilish idea!

Jameson: Psst! Dudes! Can I get in on this?

Johnny and Maureen: Can you be super annoying?

Jameson: Of course!

Johnny and Maureen: You're in.

Jameson: What do I do?

Johnny: Hmmmm.....how about you find something you're not supposed to have, then run around with it downstairs and make lots of noise?

Maureen: Yeah, yeah! And maybe jump on someone's head in the middle of the night! Maybe bite some feet?

Jameson: I can do that. I can caterwaul really loudly too!

Johnny: Awesome. Here we go, Team!

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