Not The Only One

Tom Cruise isn't the only Hollywood star suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.

Move over Tom, John Travolta wants to sit in your crazy chair.

First, I learned that Travolta has an autistic son. His treatment of choice is no treatment. It seems that the Church of Scientology, which Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are members of, believes that autism is a reaction to the environment. So despite the proof that early intervention is key for children with ASD, they have elected to remove their son from society.

Nice.

Then I read that Mr. Travolta places blame for the Virginia Tech tragedy on psychotropic drugs. Thank you, sir, for your expert medical opinion. Especially since I'm sure you have full access to the VA tech shooters' medical and psychiatric records. And we all know that psychiatry is a sham science anyway. Because doctors like to destroy the lives of their patients in order to make money and the government wants people to die and the birth rate to slow down.

You would think that after all the bad press Scientology has gotten lately, between Tom Cruise's insane babblings about PPD and vitamins, then groveling at Brooke Shield's feet for forgiveness, plus all the silent childbirth mumbo jumbo, that Travolta would keep his trap shut.

But I guess when you sign up for the faux-church that is Scientology, you agree to pass judgement and talk publicly about matters in which you hold zero knowledge and zero qualification.

Man.

The list of celebs who I refuse to support grows ever longer. At this rate, I'm not going to be able to see any movies.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go mix up a batch of Scientology-endorsed homemade corn syrup formula for my baby.

Didn't you know, botulism is a made-up disease too?