Eat At Mom's

Welcome to Mommy's Restaurant! I'm your short-order cook, Mommy! Can I take your order?

Juice!

Sorry, no juice.

Milk!

In a little bit.

My butt hurts!

Sorry, that's not on the menu. What do you want to eat?

Where's Jameson? Where he go? Jaaaammmmmmeeeesssssoooonnnnn! Come eat your cat food!

Johnny. Focus. What do you want for dinner?

Beans!

Oh, I am sorry bud, we're out of beans.

Peas!

OK! Peas!

No peas. I want milk.

Here's some cottage cheese to eat while I fix your milk.

(eats cottage cheese) Cottage cheese all gone! Peas?

Peas it is.

(refuses to eat peas, dumps bowl on tray, 5 peas fall on the floor) Oh no, I dropped them!

You pea'd on the floor! (snickers) Main course coming up! (Puts spaghetti casserole on tray) (holds breath because spaghetti contains hidden veggies)

Mmmmmm! Fagetti! (eats three bites) I don't want it.

Is your entree OK sir?

No!

How about another bite?

Ummmm...how about chips and salsa?

Mmmmmmm....spaghetti and peas!

(sits silently)

OK...just this once, I'll make you a deal. Eat this pile of noodles here, and you can have some chips, compliments of the management.

(eats noodles) Chips? I want chips! Chipschipschipschipschips....

(puts 5 chips on tray)

(eats one) I want to get down!

Here's your check. No extra charge for the spaghetti sauce stain on your shirt. Come again!